Doobie Ashtray…

October 12, 2015



Somebody had the nerve to take the herb out of my doobie ashtray why’d they do me that way…-Devin the Dude #Mood I could’ve sworn I’ve used this line before but whatevs! I usually use it when I’m in a shitty mood. Growing up in Cleveland, I had to sneak to listen hip hop at […]

Cuffing Season – It’s getting cold outside

September 26, 2015


Finally my Passion Project is here!!! Hey Folks! I’ve been trying to figure out a happy medium between being lazy AND keeping my  voice alive on this little blog and tada – a podcast has been born! So, in between tryna knock out the post which I PROMISE, I’ll try to write weekly, I’m going […]

Creep Chronicles

June 26, 2015



…Twinkle twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are? I think about you night and day. In my heart you’ll always stay. Twinkle, twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are?… I found this poem posted on someone’s Facebook. While I’m sure this was re-written for children, I thought it’d be applicable […]

Bye Girl…

May 28, 2015


Sigh…. So as I’ve told you all before, I’m moving. Did I want to move? Yeah…but to a different city, maybe even a different country. Turns out, I’m moving across the street…I should’ve been a little more adventurous because now I’m all in my feelings. Oh I forgot to come back and update you…So, there […]

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March 29, 2015


So I’m trying to get over a hangover. Lawd why must I be such a LUSH!!? Black Jesus, fix it!! Can somebody find me a hobby? I’ve realized, I booze out of boredom…I’m going to go get some ice cream to coat my stomach…yeah, that’ll solve my problem in life. So, Friday, I was BULLIED! Can […]

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Light that Ass on Fire…Keep Going, You’re Going to be GREAT!

March 23, 2015


Aloha Homies! Check me out, being all inconsistent and shit. SMH! I’ve been tryna write another blog since forever, forever-ever, and ever-ever…ha!! It’s a little difficult trying to manage getting drunk, half ass dieting, working 3 gigs and masturbating regularly. Being me is so EXHAUSTING! (This might be long, read it in two parts. Promise you’ll […]

The Wonderful World of Oz: Me So Horny

March 3, 2015



Ahhhhh….yes, I’m back to blogging regularly. I should really have better titles for SEO purposes (so my little blog can get discovered) but fuck it. It is what it is. I’m not really writing anything informative so whateves…no one cares. This is really just the diary of a (mad) dickless black woman…who can’t seem to […]


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