“We all go mad sometimes. Haven’t you?” -The Mad Hatter
The DJ had just finished his set when I got up to explore. As soon as I get up to go, the black couples that were dancing, scatter to my right and walk off together. I decided to head to the sex toy store to see what they were selling. I had been using a pink vibrator that I was given as a gift for my 21st birthday and was growing bored with it. On my way, I decided to take a gander at what was left of the buffet.
“We’re putting out new food soon!”
“What?” I walk in the direction of the voice I’m hearing.
“We’re putting out new food soon. Come back in about an hour.” yelled the chef from the kitchen window. “Here, if you’re hungry, take these. These are my famous biscuits. Just pulled them out the oven.” He hands me a plate with two biscuits and a pat of butter. “These should hold you over. Take a seat over there. My biscuits are the kind you have to sit down and enjoy.”
“Ok, I’ll sit. Thank you. I was starving!” I exclaim while taking a seat on the banquette. I squeezed through the dining tables to sit down. The group of girls to my left and a couple to my right. The place hadn’t gotten as packed as naked white guy promised so I was able to get a clear view and people watch. It wasn’t as chaotic as I was expecting.
“Uhhhhh.” I hear a moan. I turn to my right. The woman next to me had hiked her dress up and began riding her boyfriend…just like that…zero fucks were given that I was sitting there…and you know…I started to watch.
So back to my question? Do you know what a voyeur is? A voyeur is a person that gains sexual pleasure while watching others engage in sexual activities.
I think I may be a voyeur. I’ve recently discovered a penchant for homemade amateur porn because I feel it is authentic and unadulterated…this night has given me insight into my fascination with such things…
So I watch…I stare actually…as this woman is grinding on her boyfriend. Up and down she goes. Each moan louder than the last. I’d hoped that she didn’t notice me watching because I didn’t want to stop. I couldn’t stop. I was in a trance, captivated by the fact that these people could share something so private and intimate in public with strangers watching… She tilted her head in the air with her eyes closed as he licked her neck leading to a long passionate kiss as they both climaxed…she then got off of him, adjusted her skirt and sat down to people watch as if nothing ever happened…
Wow! That was my first time experiencing that. Someone having sex in such close proximity to me that I could’ve easily been a creep and reached over and squeezed her boob while she was riding her boyfriend…a sensation came over me. The kind you get when you first get on a roller coaster, you’re scared as fuck, then you get a rush and start to enjoy yourself, then it’s over just as quickly as it started and you want to do it all over again…well I wanted to do it all over again…what was this fascinating place?
I felt like Alice in Wonderland. I was in a world that I imagined only existed in my wet dreams. I wanted to see more…
Just as I’m gathering my thoughts, I hear a loud boom. Of course like any nosey ass black person, I stand up to see where it’s coming from. It was the area that naked white guy said was being used to store furniture. That area had been piped and draped with a bright red curtain but because of the ceiling fan blowing the panels back and forth, I could get a glimpse of what looked like two girls picking up a stack of chairs that had been knocked over.
Hmmmm…my curiosity led me to see what was going on behind that curtain…
I walk over and peeped through the side of the curtains. I didn’t want them to see me the way I saw them when the fan blew. I heard giggling and saw one girl stumbling. They were the group of girls I was sitting next to earlier. I wanted to know what they were up to and why they were there but I just couldn’t walk up in there asking questions. I needed a plan.
I walk through the curtain and start yelling Noir’s name as if I was looking for her. “Noir. Where are you? I’m tired and ready to go!?” I turn to one of the girls, “Hey, have you seen my friend? She’s wearing a purple top, cut up jeans and white sneakers. She was last seen cussing someone out. Have you seen her?”
“No. There’s no one back here but us.” said confused looking girl.
“Oh ok. This place is so big…(distracting her from the fact that I’ve impeded on their little social gathering of sorts so I can find a segway into their shit) “Oh I love your shoes! Where did you get them?” She starts to answer and is interrupted by the self appointed leader of the group. “Hey pretty girl. If you want to stay in here, you need to do some shots with us.” I look in the direction of the voice. It was some chick with a medium build, her titties practically bursting out of her shirt. She was a beautiful shade of dark chocolate, had an afro that looked like she conditioned it with mixed berries, full lips slathered in hot pink lip gloss and smelled of shea butter and sweet vanilla.
“So are you going to do a shot with us?” she asked.
“Naw. I don’t do shots. Not tryna black out and wake up with my ass hole hurting.” I said backing out of the room.
As I’m slowly backing up, I’m stopped by two chicks blocking my exit.
“C’mon. We’re just here to have a little fun. Your ass hole is the last thing you need to worry about. C’mon just take a shot with us. We won’t bite. We promise. Just chill. We have Hennessey. Let me pour you a shot.”
She pours herself a shot first and downs it. Then pulls another cup from a pack of mini Dixie cups that they brought with them and pours me a shot. “See nothing to it but to do it. We even have clean cups.”
I felt like I was in the Lord of the Flies…
“Ok. A shot or two won’t hurt.” I grabbed the shot of Henny and downed it. Choked a little. Gathered myself to see Choco-Brown (that’s what we’ll call her) moving closer to me. She starts twisting her fingers in the curls of my Beverly Johnson wig and asks me my name. I tell her.
“My name is Tanisha.” (you can’t be giving out the government to strangers all crazy)
“Well Tanisha. My name is (Choco-Brown). I’m glad you could join us. Is this your first time here?”
“Yes. Is this your first time? I ask. “I was sitting next to you all earlier and you looked a little bashful.”
“Well, it’s our first time HERE but not our first time interacting with each other in similar places.”
“Oh…what is this a book club?” I start to laugh my tipsy ass off.
By that time she had backed up “No.” Answered Choco-Brown. “We are a group of straight women that meet up once a month to explore our fantasies and sexuality. Are you straight?”
Me: “Uh yes…I came here on accident. I didn’t really intend to explore anything though…”
“Relax. We just get together and whatever happens happens…”
“Well, I’m strictly dickly. Fuck what ya heard. I’m not the Long John Fisherman and I don’t want any mu’fuckin fish patties, shrimp scampi, hush puppies and what the fuck else y’all got going on up in here. I’m cool.” It was rude, but I felt the need to proclaim that shit.
Choco-Brown points to the corner and gives me another shot, a double shot of Henny, “They all say that.”
Here we go with me stuck in a trance again…
I had gotten so distracted with trying to make sense of what was going on behind the curtain, I didn’t realize what as actually going on behind the curtain.
While me and Choco-Brown had been talking, the group had huddled in the corner. She grabs my hand and pushes me through the group so I can see what’s happening. Two chicks had been laying on a cushion that they had pulled from one of the couches that was being stored there. One fully clothed, the other completely naked with her legs cocked back into the air. She was moaning….moaning loudly…
“Uh uh…don’t run. I’m bout to make you squirt.” Fully clothed chick says. As she pulls the naked chick’s body closer to her face and starts to shove two fingers up the chick’s anus while she’s attempting to suck the soul out of this woman’s body, another chick gets behind the naked woman and holds her down to prevent her from moving. A fourth woman takes her top off, kneels down and begins to kiss the naked chick to muffle her moans.
“This month, our topic of sexual exploration is female ejaculation – squirting.” Choco-brown says while nudging me to drink my shot…being the lush that I am, I oblige and down the double shot of Henny. “You see, the one naked on the ground. She’s a newlywed. The one eating her out just celebrated her second anniversary. Her husband let me fuck her while he watched as part of her anniversary gift. We live our lives as straight women but we occasionally like to indulge in having sex with women. Nothing is more beautiful than the female body and no one can make a woman feel like a woman more than a woman can…Have you ever squirted before?”
“Um, no…I’ll discover that shit another day. For now I’m just going to drink up your free alcohol and get up out of here before someone squirts some shit in my eye and I’m walking around with my eye closed shut for the next month.” I say while filling up my Dixie cup with Henny.
“Have you ever kissed a woman before?” Choco-Brown asked while moving in closer.
“Naw. I don’t plan on doing that shit tonight either, especially since y’all up here swallowing bitch’s embryos and shit, sucking the juice out of their Fallopian tubes with straws and whatnot. (I told y’all, I get crass as FUCK when I’ve been drinking)
“Well…keep drinking you’ll loosen up. At least we can have a good conversation. I like you Tanisha. Maybe I can enlighten you a bit. Show you what you’ve been missing…”
“Whatever muthafucka. You need bigger cups.” (again, I have no class when I’ve been imbibing)
“No. You look like you’re already starting to feel it. Besides, these cups are the perfect size. Let me show you.” She leads me to another group of girls taking shots. Cleavage shots. They were putting these shots between their breast, stuffing them in their bras and taking shots off of one another.
“Oh I see what you did there. Freaks. Anyway, I’m tired. I need to sit down and rest my eyes. I’m getting a little sleepy.” I sit on one of the couches with the cushion still in tact. Next to me there were two naked women – tribbing – aka bumping coochies…titties swing all in the air…spitting into each other’s mouths…I didn’t give a shit though. I was “mu’fuckin tied”…and as long as they didn’t touch me, we were cool.
Choco-brown sits next to me. (Apparently this is a big fucking couch) She grabs my hand and starts to rub it. I’m headed into a drunk coma so I didn’t have much energy to fight her ass off. I just let her be great while she caressed my hand.
“You should let me do a shot off of you since you won’t let me kiss you or show you what your body has been missing. After all, you’ve had about 5 hots of Henny.” Choco is getting a little frustrated and angry at this point…”That shit ain’t cheap.”
“Fine. I just want to rest before I go find my friend. Will you leave me alone if I let you take a shot off of me?” I ask, exhausted.
“Yes. I’ll leave you alone until you wake up from your power nap. Then we’ll continue our conversation. Me and the girls will be here all night.”
“Fine. Just take the shot. Let’s get it over with.”
She hovers over my body as I lay, slumped over the arm of the couch and the end cushion. She takes the cup from my hand that I’d been drinking from and grips the rim with her teeth. Unbuttons the first two buttons of my shirt dress. Cups my breasts with her hands and squeezes them together. Places the cup in my cleavage with her mouth and begins to lap up the alcohol like a puppy.
“What are you doing? I thought you were taking a shot. That’s supposed to be quick.” I ask all confused…
“Your cup was a little too full. Too much to take in one shot. Relax!”
She squeezes my breasts harder and takes the shot.
My eyes now closed. I feel my phone slide down my dress near the side of my stomach. I hear her spit out the cup on the floor…I hear it drop… but she’s still cupping my breast…I feel a tingle in my left breast…and something wet…
…wait, did she just start sucking my nipple?