What’s up Jerks –
*Ignore that last sappy post with those stupid lyrics…my ass was drunk and emotional…I gotta do better in 2015…smh…
Ahhh I’ve been gone a bit, tryna get adjusted to my new schedule. Lawd! So my boss didn’t tell me that I would be Project Managing ALL of the web releases that happen 1. Overnight and 2. Sometimes on the weekends!! He neglected to mention during the interview. Whatevs! As long as that money keeps coming in…I had a web release on Christmas…lasted 22 hours…so you see your girl has been a bit OCCUPIED…I have two other contract gigs that I work too…so yeah….I’ve been BUSY!!
So…outside of working like I got 5 kids, a mortgage, and hoes to bags for, it’s been pretty quiet on the home-front…as in my love life has been non-existent…I got nothing!
BUT I will say…my fat ass gained some more pounds. SMH. I blame it on what my dad calls “an over-abundance of self esteem” on gaining weight and not having two FUCKS to give about it. Damn!!! Damn!! Damn!…this seems to have been #thestruggle for the past year btw…I’m tryna be Fit and Lean in 2015!
So…there’s this Black Professional Speed Dating event tomorrow that I wanted lose a few pounds for…took these diet pills that I had left over so I can drop a few quickly…SMH WHY did I end up in the ER with severe sharp pains up my butt? I thought I was walking around with the world’s biggest hemorrhoid in my ass! I had to leave work early because I literally couldn’t bear to sit! Make matters worse, I was popping pills all day at work, didn’t realize they were Tylenol Pm’s. I literally drove to the grocery store parking lot and fell asleep! I was 15 min late for a freaking meeting!
…Have you seen that Eddie Murphy movie Vampire in Brooklyn? (One of my favorite movies) Well there’s a scene where he’s casting all of the these spells to get Angela Basset to fall in love with him…That’s gonna be me tomorrow tryna camouflage this big ass body -wearing all black, contouring make-up, sucking it tha f*ck in, etc…I kinda don’t even wanna go being all “Extra Large” for the moment BUT we shall see what happens…my personalty is larger than any pants size ya dig?
If anything…at least I’ll have an interesting story to tell you!!!
I need motivation for this weight loss goal I’ve got going on…The need to “fit-in” just ain’t it…I was born to stand out…
-Till Next Time…(you know the name)