“Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo Nqoba” read that with your Lion King Voice. FYI – that’s what my title translates into. It’s the opening of the Lion King.
Did you miss me? I’ve gotta churn out that next installment of my Noir D. story! Lawd! I’m such an artist sometimes. I want to make sure shit is perfect and get all in my head and wind up not writing anything! I gotta get out of that.
I have no man, no kiddies, no reason not to be on my shit…my job is a little demanding though…I manage the maintenance of 50 websites for a Fortune 100 jawn but still, I should be able to knock one of these out a week.
Anywho, enough about me fucking up! Let’s talk about some awesome shit.
So, I’ve decided to try my hand at stand up comedy. I figure I could write this blog and have my little stand up in person so you can get the full live experience of my awesomeness. Ha!
My first show is 9/3 and my teacher says I’m his funniest student. He calls my comedic style “ranting”. I can dig that…but I keep getting writer’s block…I’m gonna have to get over that because this here is my retirement plan. I want to be the next Eddie Murphy, Whoppi Gholberg, the Beyonce of Comedy!
I just gotta get out of my own damn way! I turned 32 recently. By this time next year, I want to be on my way to my very own Wikipedia page. Haha!
For now, check out some flicks from my bday. I had two awesome ladies take me out to dinner at a fancy restaurant and my friend gave me this amazing custom birthday hat from @artyhats (on Instagram). After dinner we went to the strip club. I tried to sneak pics of the strippers by pretending to take pics of my hat. Something tells me that you’ll be seeing that hat more in the future.