All of my Facebook buddies have been saying that I should put my rantings on my blog. I think that I should. This blog somehow morphed into a damn dating blog. So…if you are my FB buddy you’ll know that I post every Monday on my favorite show – Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. So three episodes in, I’ve decided to start posting it on here instead of just Facebook. Here goes!
Ok…Monday’s Love and Hip Hop episode was WAY better than Wednesdays!
1. Why do Stevie and Joseline need that big ass house?!?!!!! For what?! Y’all were just living with Benzino like bumbs, now you have a whole mansion. Only in Atlanta can hundred-thousandaires live like freaking millionaires!!
2. Scrappy…you gotta be the dumbest dude around with CLEARLY the best penis around!! How does he keep getting all the bitches!?!!! This Bambi bitch is an idiot! I can’t stand that hoe. She was on Basketball Wives, she was an extra last season, now she’s tryna be a main cast member by renting her uterus for this season! Once again, classic case of a chick getting pregnant to force a relationship on a man! IT NEVER WORKS! If he didn’t want to be with you all like that before the baby, he’ll damn sure drop that ass when it comes!…so this new chick, kissing hands and asking if he could ever love someone like her…she must not have too much going on in her life. Am I the only one that thinks she had way too many fucking candles in there!?! That apartment looked like she WORKS in a candle store and has been buying one every time she gets a paycheck. That’s how many candles she had in that damn apartment. That shit looked like an extreme fire hazard. SMH. THE THIRST IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Side note – is it me or does he wear too much clothing!?! It’s like he has an outfit under his outfit!
3. Erica – SERIOUSLY. Your dude is a STUNT QUEEN!!!! First of all, why did that bitch have to take off his shirt to bowl a gutter ball and just to go buy drinks…wait excuse me, for him to ORDER drinks, refuse Young Joc’s offer to pay for them, and tell YOU to put your card on the bar. THA FUCK!?!!! Where do they do that at!?! The kicker is that he said “we’ll pay” and looked at you like you already knew what the fuck to do. I’ll take a fat man that pays for everything over a muscular dude that doesn’t, any day!!!!! She said “O-shea is nothing like Scrappy.” Yeah, cuz Scrappy had you in a house and put you on…this nigga is just taking from you. IDIOT. Told y’all she wasn’t as happy as she claims to be. That’s why she was all in Joseline’s shit tryna ruin her birthday. Misery LOVES company – it just hasn’t hit her yet that her dude ain’t shit. Subconsciously, she gets it…he could pay for customized embroidery on that nut ass “O’shea the model” hat but he couldn’t buy a round of drinks though?!
4. Karli, Karli, Karli…the thirst bucket of LIFE. Your whole life is the Hunger Games…I didn’t even see that shit but what I do know is that people were doing whatever they could to eat. At least that’s what I get from the title. That’s you bitch. This chick will jump on any dick if it means it’ll get her that much closer to selling 100 albums of that bullshit she calls music. How you STAY in the studio but you never put out any music. How long does it take to record a song!!?! Kandi made a hit record for non-singing Kim in 20 minutes. Who are you working with!?!! Damn! This broad makes struggling a career!…and why does she “LOVE” everybody she’s with. DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!
5. And the donkey of the day goes to….MIMI. I really can’t stand this broad AT ALL! Ugh!!!! She gets so hype and amped and doesn’t do SHIT! WTF! How you get so mad you get out of YOUR brand new car. She’s the dumbest broad around and she is THE WORST judge of character. WE ALL know damn well that Nikko leaked that tape and those pictures. Either she’s an idiot or she doesn’t want to admit that to herself because she feels that Nikko is the best she can do. Anybody else notice that she said Stevie made the wrong decision choosing Joseline, she still wants to be with Stevie. I can’t stand that broad!