1. Stevie and Joseline are on that Scorpio shit. Shady, shady, shady…why make up a fake ass courthouse lie. WTF!?! Just take your ass to the courthouse! Wooo they must’ve really upset that Dawn chick. Is is me or does she have THE WORST tittie tattoo of ALL time. WTF is that!?!!! A woman scorned I see…WTF was that on Joseline’s head!?!!!!
2. Kirk’s new babysitter reminds me of a Furbie. WTF is going on with her hair!!!?! I understand you’re trying to be natural, but you don’t have to look like you have a fox fur stole wrapped around your head! C’mon son! Press that shit out!!!! So you mean to tell me that thirsty bitch has never seen Love and Hip Hop and didn’t know who Kurt was?! GTFOH! Bitch you knew he was married! AND that bitch doesn’t even know how to hold a baby! Are you serious!! How do you hire a babysitter without consulting your wife first!
3. Ok Karlie!! So that’s how you maintain (cuz we know you don’t sell records or have a job) Ok. I see you, sucking fingers and shit. You’s an old hoe using your several decades of experience to keep your rent paid. I feel you. I can learn a thing or two from you cuz paying bills are a muthafucka!!! Sidenote – I’mma need you to do BETTER, whether it be a somersault on the dick or a quick three-some, cuz that Verizon Wireless hair booth in the mall was NOT the business…AND your dude is screwing that Muppet Baby bitch. While he wasn’t buying HER the house that he was buying you, he felt comfortable enough to bring her around on every possible occasion. Yung Joc AIN’T shit!
4. Bambi! Bitch you WERE NEVER PREGNANT. OMG!! Last week I said Karlie was the thirst bucket of life. I was wrong. THIS bitch is the thirst bucket of life!!! Did anyone notice that big ass bottle red of wine sitting on her NIGHT STAND. C’mon son! FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!! Talkin’ bout “I tried to call you from the hospital” with what insurance. Obamacare wasn’t available when they were filming!! Bitch you don’t have a job so what insurance!?! Argh!!! I do not like this thirsty ass hoe! She makes black women look like garbage! And you know she probably has like five roommates in that house!!! Must everyone in Atlanta be a fraud with a pocket full of Monopoly money. Damn!!!
Next week’s episode looks like it’s going to be even juicier!!!!! Can’t wait!