I told my cousin that I need to lose 20lbs for my trip to LA. Her solution: Have sex 3 times a week for 3 hours at a time…must. be. f***ing. nice! SMH. I think the next time I start dating someone seriously, I’m going to ask him if he has a high libido. This is now going to be added to my list of non-negotiables. Ain’t nobody got time for mental menstrual cycles!! Nothing worse than dating somebody who won’t give up the draws! If he can’t give up the D at moments notice, then I’m sorry. We can’t be friends! I think for all future mates, this will have to be on my checklist. This will save me money on diet pills and gym memberships…and will probably keep me entertained long enough to put down my glass of wine. Let’s hear it for high libidos!! Cheers!
On another note:
I have a new object of affection…mmmmmhhhhmmmmmm…oh baby….I wish I put as much dedication into a fitness and nutrition plan as I do cyber-stalking. Anywho, I came across this man’s pic while lurking this chick who once dated my ex, and voila! Oh my damn!! Lawd that man is fine! I “friended” him on Facebook and have been ogling his photos for days. I even figured out his birthday – his zodiac sign goes well with mine….
I know I’m sounding real stalkerish right now, like that chick in those Verizon commercials, sitting in the tree with binoculars, calling the dude, looking at him not answer her phone call…but yeah. That’s not me…
I will lurk the shit out of somebody though!
Ha! There was this guy in my building that I would often see in the elevator on my way to work. How bout I figured out what time he went to work everyday and made sure I got on the elevator at that time, with a cute outfit and make-up on to start a convo with him…we eventually started dating…it didn’t work out, but still, my tenacity paid off!!
I think I found some gym motivation! Hey baby!